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Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Rejected Numbers for Lebron's Jersey Number Change


Recently in numerological NBA news, Cleveland Cavaliers star Lebron James filed paperwork for a number change from his current number 23 to number 6.

There has been tons of speculation of the reason why Lebron decided to change his number. However, that speculation doesn't really concern us here at That NBA Lottery Pick but what does interest us are the numbers that Lebron James decided to pass on.

Our cracked staff took a look at some of the numbers he didn't take:

-> 0 (To match the number of rings he has, BURRNNNNN!)
-> 1 (The Loneleist Number)
-> 2 (Can just be as lonely)
-> 3 (Out of Respect for 3rd Rock from the Sun)
-> 7 (Out of Respect for 7th Heaven)
-> 9 (An upside-down 6...C'Mon All of These Jokes can't be gems)
-> 11, 12 and 13 (Out of Respect for George Clooney)
-> 21 (Out of Respect for 21 Jumpstreet)
-> 22 (Just Another Catch)
-> 24 (Out of Respect for Jack Bauer)
-> 30 (Out of Respect for 30 Rock, Somebody Call Liz Lemon!)
-> 31 (Out of Respect for Sam Bowie)
-> 44 (Out of Respect for Austin Carr..Throw the Hammer Down)
-> 45 (Out of Respect for Billy Dee Williams...Colt 45)
-> 69 (Giggity)
-> 91 (Too Much Respect for Dennis Rodman....Maybe Not)
-> 96 (This clip will explain that choice)
-> 500 (I wanna walk 500 Miles and I wanna walk 500 more)
-> 666 (FREEMASON!!!!)
-> 212
-> 718
-> 917
-> 347
-> 646
-> 716 (You see those are all New York area codes!)
-> 216
-> 440 (For the Cleveland Fans!)
-> 1984 (Out of Respect for George Orwell)
-> 2001 (Out of Respect for the Space Odyssey)
-> 4400 (The 4400, Did anyone seriously watch that show? I tried to get into once but I never got the point of it. I mean were coming back from the future or something)
-> 8675309 (That's the number of Jenny!..Damn You Tommy TuTone)
-> 90210 (Watch your back, Shannon Doherty might come after you, Lebron)
-> 80085 (Do that one on a calculator)
-> 8008580085 (Get another calculator)
-> 01010101010101 (Maybe Robo-Lebron could take that one)