Tuesday, March 2, 2010
What's the More Impressive Wilt Chamberlain Record, 100 points or 20,000 women?
Yesterday was the anniversary of Wilt Chamberlain 100 point game against the New York Knicks way back in the year of 1962.
However, whenever we bring up Wilt Chamberlain, there is also another record that we have to mention as well. You know that one that he allegedly slept with about 20,000 women during his lifetime.
So, I wondered. What's the more impressive record?, 100 points in a game or 20,000 women lifetime.
Here are some of the ways that "That NBA Lottery Pick" broke it down:
The Bro Method - What's More Impressive to tell your bros?
Although this might seem the easiest to decide, it a tough call at best. On one side, you pretty make any of your friend sex stories obsolete but most of them will probably not believe you. Those are numbers that would make Barney Stinson even blush.
The 100 points in impressive but I guarantee you that one guy will say, "You did that in a video game, right?"
Winner: 20,000 Women
The Twitter Method - What record does Twitter find more important?
Essentially this was just done by searching Twitter looking for references to Wilt Chamberlain.
The most popular topic? The 100 Points Game
Winner: 100 Point Game
The Chimp Method - We asked Chimpanzee Rage over at Deuce of Davenport
Chimpanzee Rage Tweet: 100 points since the 20k women is now in question i think
Winner: 100 Point Game
The Magic 8-Ball Method: We asked the Magic 8 Ball
We asked our Magic 8-Ball which was the more impressive record.
100 Point Game: Yes
20,000 Women: Outlook Not So Good
Winner: 100 Point Game
The Fortune Teller: We asked a Fortune Teller
Very Sadly, Miss Cleo didn't return our calls, Mon! So we had to use this.
Winner: 100 Points
Well, those are all the tests that we had. We were going to use our time machine but we figured that the past was too delicate to screw with. (Think about it, one wrong move and we might accidentally prevented Allison Brie from living)
In the end, the winner was his 100 point game and the tests don't lie.