There is one thing that I do know about the general population in the United States is that many of people need their morning coffee to survive the workday.
Well, the people at Dunkin' Donuts and the Washington Wizards are trying to cash in on that fact. They have started a promotion back in 2008 and refreshed it for this season called, "Drink Five for Starting Five" where if you drink five cups of Dunkin Donuts coffee you could get two tickets to an upcoming Washington Wizards game.
Yep, I'm not kidding. Five cups of Dunkin Donuts coffee could get you Wizards tickets. The sweet irony of this is that Dunkin Donuts has another promotion where if you buy six cups of Dunkin Donuts coffee, you get the next one free. Essentially putting to the point that Wizards tickets aren't even worth six cups of coffee.
So you might have to make the tough decision whether you want that extra cup of coffee or you want to marvel at Earl Boykins and JaVale McGee.
In the end though, the Wizards might not keep you up all night but at least your coffee got you something in return....some much needed rest.
(Courtesy of The Deadspin)