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Friday, October 30, 2009

Suggested Halloween Costumes for the NBA


Ah, All Hallow's Eve. The one time of the year where you will not get snitched on for eating candy or staying up way past your bed time. If your a college kid, you get enjoy the spoils of the Halloween party where you can get wasted and every female costume can be considered slutty.

Even the NBA gets into the act and shows off for this once pagan time, but for the NBA players, coaches, general managers and owners, the real question is, who do I dress up as?

We here at TNLP had a suggestion box placed outside the office and here are some of the better ones.

Kobe Bryant -> Black Mamba

Stan Van Gundy -> Not Ron Jeremy

Danny Ferry -> R.C. Buford

Kevin Durant -> Durantula

Shaquille O'Neal -> Younger Shaquille O'Neal

Jerry Sloan -> Doc Rivers, Mike Dunleavy, Mike Brown, Sam Mitchell, Mike D'Antoni, Avery Johnson, Hubie Brown, Rick Carlisle, Pat Riley, Lenny Wilkens, Gregg Popovich, Phil Jackson, Larry Bird, Byron Scott, Cotton Fitzsimmons, Don Nelson, and Don Chaney.

Donald Sterling -> The Devil

Mark Cuban -> Scrooge McDuck

Brandon Roy -> Rick James, "I'm Brandon Roy, Bitch"

Chris Anderson -> Amy Winehouse

Chris Anderson's Back-Up-> Dr. Drew

Glen Davis -> Mike Tyson

Stephen Jackson -> Captain Hook

Blake Griffin -> 2010 NBA Draft First Overall Pick

The Memphis Grizzlies -> The Seattle Supersonics

The Sacramento Kings -> The Kansas City Kings

Lebron James -> Braylon Edwards

Lebron James backup -> The Larry O'Brien Trophy

Dwight Howard -> Superman

Mikael Pietrus -> Lois Lane


Happy Halloween, Everybody!