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Thursday, December 23, 2010

Ron Artest Knows About Jesus Basketball Stat Line


If you have been reading this blog for awhile, you know that we have an interest on things that Ron Artest has on his mind.

After the Lakers lost to the Bucks on Tuesday, Artest decided to inform us of how Jesus Christ played the game of hoops:

We get more from The Basketball Jones:

“It happened in the past, it happened in the present, it happened in the future,” Artest said. “Not just for him. All players (get ejected). That happens a lot of times. You see guys get ejected. Rip Hamilton got ejected (recently) in Detroit. Bob Cousy got ejected … The only person who never got ejected was Jesus.”

Artest was asked if he had checked Jesus’ box scores.

“No ejections,” Artest said. “He was 10 for 10s, a lot of 20 for 20s (in shooting). Perfect from the free-throw line. Infinity rebounding stats.”
Huh, I wonder how Ron Artest knew that? Wait, a second could he be....nah that's impossible.