The NBA Trade Deadline is later tonight at 3pm est and you keep track of all the deals at this link.
However, we here at That NBA Lottery Pick are more interested in the deals that didn't get done.
Here are some deals that just didn't make it our of negotiations:
Memphis Grizzlies acquire Monta Ellis from Golden State Warriors in return for O.J. Mayo, a player to be named later and cash considerations
2010 Boston Celtics trade Glen "Uno Uno" Davis to 2008 Boston Celtics for Glen "Big Baby" Davis.
2010 Charlotte Bobcats trade Minority Owner Michael Jordan to 1990 Chicago Bulls for Michael Jordan
Miami Heat trade the past four calendar days to Phoenix Suns for Amar'e Stoudamire
Boston Celtics trade "Chain of Marquis Daniels" to Los Angeles Clippers for Bobby Brown....The one that didn't beat Janet Jackson
Los Angeles Clippers trade Baron Davis beard to New York Knicks for Larry Hughes Beard
New York Knicks trade entire roster for 2010 Cap Space
Indiana Pacers trade Danny Granger, T.J. Ford, Luther Head, Soloman Jones, Dahntay Jones, A.J. Price, Earl Watson and Brandon Rush to Utah Jazz for Kyrylo Fesenko, Kyle Korver, Memhet Okur, Kousta Koufos, and Andrei Kirilenko
(Totus Niveus!)
Cleveland Cavaliers trade Lebron James MVPuppet to Los Angeles Lakers for Kobe Bryant MVPuppet
Memphis Grizzlies trade scouting assistants to Los Angeles Lakers for an Ipad
Los Angeles Clippers trade owner Donald Sterling to Dallas Mavericks for 1/3 of Mark Cuban Brain and Tim Thomas
(Clippers need to get something right?)
Dallas Mavericks trade Jason "JET" Terry and a doughnut to be eaten later by Charles Barkley to Inside the NBA for Kenny "JET" Smith
Portland Trail Blazers trade Greg Oden fragile knees for Crystal Ball from Miss Cleo
New Orleans Hornets trade Julian Wright and a player to be named later to Twitter for cancellation of Julian Wright's Twitter Page
Houston Rockets trade Tracy McGrady to Fate for Second Round Playoff Appearance
New Jersey Nets trade Devin Harris and forfeiture of current wins to Kentucky Wildcats for John Wall
Denver Nuggets trade souls to Ms. Devilin for Career-Ending Injury to Kobe Bryant
NBC trades Winter Olympics to Inside the NBA for Charles Barkley hosting Saturday Night Live for the rest of the year
ESPN trades Jalen Rose to Turner Sports for Craig Sager and a suit to be named later
NBA trades 2010 Labor Negotiations for 2012 Nostradamus Predictions