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Monday, August 2, 2010

Dennis Rodman in Car Crash, Proven Still To Be Immortal


It's been awhile since we've heard from former NBA player Dennis Rodman, essentially meaning, it's been about two months.

Recently, Rodman had completed a paid DJ event in Florida and was traveling in a SUV that suddenly flipped over. Rodman ending up being okay; he was so okay that his only major injury was a cut on his finger.

We get more from People Magazine:

Former NBA star Dennis Rodman escaped serious injury after riding in an SUV that flipped over on an interstate in Florida.

The former Celebrity Apprentice contestant, 49, and another passenger were unharmed after the Land Rover they were in crashed on Interstate 95 near Fort Lauderdale after having a tire problem, according to Florida Highway Patrol Sgt. Mark Wysocky.

Rodman walked away "with a little scratch on his finger," his agent, Darren Prince, told the Associated Press. The driver had a gash in his head but was in stable condition, Rodman said.

"I'm still living brother," Rodman told his agent. "They can't get rid of me."
Clearly this means that we need to start genetic testing on Dennis Rodman to figure out how in the world he could be so indestructible.

My theory, sleeping with Madonna is the key to immortality.