Ah, All Hallow's Eve. The one time of the year where you will not get snitched on for eating candy or staying up way past your bed time. If your a college kid, you get enjoy the spoils of the Halloween party where you can get wasted and every female costume can be considered slutty.
Even the NBA gets into the act and shows off for this once pagan time, but for the NBA players, coaches, general managers and owners, the real question is, who do I dress up as?
We here at TNLP had a suggestion box placed outside the office and here are some of the better ones.
Kobe Bryant -> Black Mamba
Stan Van Gundy -> Not Ron Jeremy
Danny Ferry -> R.C. Buford
Kevin Durant -> Durantula
Shaquille O'Neal -> Younger Shaquille O'Neal
Jerry Sloan -> Doc Rivers, Mike Dunleavy, Mike Brown, Sam Mitchell, Mike D'Antoni, Avery Johnson, Hubie Brown, Rick Carlisle, Pat Riley, Lenny Wilkens, Gregg Popovich, Phil Jackson, Larry Bird, Byron Scott, Cotton Fitzsimmons, Don Nelson, and Don Chaney.
Donald Sterling -> The Devil
Mark Cuban -> Scrooge McDuck
Brandon Roy -> Rick James, "I'm Brandon Roy, Bitch"
Chris Anderson -> Amy Winehouse
Chris Anderson's Back-Up-> Dr. Drew
Glen Davis -> Mike Tyson
Stephen Jackson -> Captain Hook
Blake Griffin -> 2010 NBA Draft First Overall Pick
The Memphis Grizzlies -> The Seattle Supersonics
The Sacramento Kings -> The Kansas City Kings
Lebron James -> Braylon Edwards
Lebron James backup -> The Larry O'Brien Trophy
Dwight Howard -> Superman
Mikael Pietrus -> Lois Lane
Happy Halloween, Everybody!